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25 Weird Things To Send Your Enemies In The Mail

It has been said that the best revenge is to let it go, move on, ignore your enemies, and live a happy life.

However, sometimes you feel like you have to give people a taste of their own medicine.

Revenge sounds pretty mean, so I prefer the term “returning the favor.”

To help you “return the favor,” I’ve found some weird and wonderful things to send your enemies in the mail.

Some companies anonymously send your most-hated rivals odd things, such as the much-talked-about “glitter bombs.”

Here are some things to send you enemies in the mail—but brace yourself—they get pretty strange.

You might also want to try some of these Clever Replies And Comebacks For Shut Up when dealing with bullies, jerks, and other types who enjoy being cruel.

Free Things To Send Your Enemies In The Mail

Nothing

things to send your enemies in the mail - Nothing - Empty box

The best revenge is sometimes a great prank.

Send them an empty box wrapped beautifully.

Just imagine their look of confusion and disappointment when they receive their ‘gift’ and then find nothing inside the box.

Old Shoe

free things to send your enemies in the mail - an old shoe

The older and stinkier, the better. Get the most worn-out pair and send it to them.

You can stick a dis note in the shoes for extra annoyance. Something like: “The smell of this shoe reminds me of you!”

A Large Angry Potato

angry potato

Grab the biggest potato from your pantry and draw an angry face on it.

Or write a personalized message on the potato, like “Haters Gonna Hate, Potatoes Gonna Potate,” and ship it to your enemy.

They’re guaranteed to be super confused. 

A Dis Note

A Dis Note

The easiest way to send a message to your enemy is by writing a dis note.

Write down your feeling towards them and ship the note to them.

A Box Of Sand

a box of sand

Based on the popular ‘glitter bomb’ prank, sending sand might be even better as it’s just as irritating but without the sparkle.

Try making the box a bit tricky to open so that they have to pull hard, causing the sand to spill everywhere.

Revenge Gifts To Send Your Enemies In The Mail

Vomit Bags

Sending vomit bags is a simple gag gift that should send a very clear message to your nemesis.

Emoji Barf Bags
Emoji Barf Bags for Motion Sickness, Vomit, Puke, Throw Up (6 x 9.7 x 2.6 In, 50 Pack)

Grow A Girlfriend

Now that your ex is single, send him this gift to show him that he won’t get another girlfriend anytime soon. 

Grow A Girlfriend Gag Gift
Forum Novelties Grow a Girlfriend Gag Novelty (Packaging May Vary)

Fake Lottery Tickets & Scratch Cards

This is a great revenge prank. These fake lottery tickets and scratch cards will have them believing that they’ve won.

You can just sit back and imagine their disappointment when they realize it’s not real.

I wouldn’t gift this to my friends and family, as the letdown can be pretty severe, making it a perfect revenge prank gift.

Fake Lottery Tickets and Scratch Off Cards
8 Fake Lottery Tickets and Scratch Off Cards that Look Real - Funny Prank Gag Set - Winning $1 Million Lottery Ticket - Hilarious and Shocking Pranks will have your Friends and Family in Stitches

Funny Fake Book

This fake ‘Huge Tits And Big Boobs’ book is an excellent revenge gift for an ex-boyfriend, especially a cheating one.

If only you could see his look of disappointment when he realizes it’s empty.

Maybe he can use it to write you an apology letter – wishful thinking?

Funny Fake Book Cover Journal
1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs: Funny Fake Book Cover Journal - Lined Notebook With No Pictures (Gag Gifts For Men)

Creepy Things To Send Your Enemies In The Mail

Magic Cards

Magic cards or tarot cards have specific meanings and significance. Choose a card that has the message that you’d like to send to your enemy.

Magic Card
Magic: the Gathering - Putrid Leech - Alara Reborn - Foil

Fake Cockroaches

Send them a box of fake cockroaches. Apparently, you can send real cockroaches through Amazon, but I kind of feel sorry for the roaches.

Sending a package full of fake ones feels creepy enough for them to get the message. 

Realistic 120PCS Fake Roaches
Wirrabilla Pretty Realistic 120PCS Fake Roaches, Fake Cockroaches Great Way to Play a Prank, Faux Cockroaches Lifelike Creepy Perfect for Halloween Project, Tricking People, Kid Playing

A Black Rose

Send your enemy a black rose to signify the death of your relationship.

You can get a silk black rose or even send some dried dead roses. Both will send the same message. 

Artificial Black Roses Bouquet
Artificial Black Roses Bouquet (1)

Pranks Gifts To Send Your Enemies In The Mail

Prank Birthday Card

This birthday card doesn’t stop making noise. Your enemy will have to rip open the card to get to the battery.

However, when they rip it open, it’s filled with a loaded glitter bomb that will spill everywhere – doubly annoying. 

Endless Music Prank Card With Glitter
Happy Birthday Endless Music Prank Card With Glitter

Shock Pen

The only downside to sending this prank gift to your enemy is that you won’t get to see them get shocked.

It’s innocent enough and won’t harm them, but you can get them back with this zapping pen. 

Shock Pen and Marker Prank Set
Shock Pen and Marker Prank Set 2-in-1 Funny Pens Gag Gift - Fool Friends and Make Family Laugh with Electric Shocking Practical Joke Toys - April Fools' Day Trick Shocks and Really Writes - Pack of 2

Moon Ring

This may look like a ring box, but this farting butt farts in your face when you open it.

Perhaps the moon ring is a great revenge prank gift for a cheating girlfriend?

The ORIGINAL Moon Ring
The ORIGINAL Moon Ring®© - "It Farts When You Open it!" BIRTHDAY Gag Gift! (Ring box containing farting butt, no ring) AS SEEN ON THE BACHELORETTE 2020

Smelly Prank Candle

You can get some smelly candles that look lovely but smell terrible.

They smell good at first, like Vanilla or Apple Piet, and then after 6 hours of burning, they start smelling like farts. 

Prank Candle – Vanilla To Fart Smell
candle prank gift

Piece of Shit Plantable Fake Poop

Although there are some services that will send your enemies cow poop, wet horse poop, and other animal poop (though I doubt human poop), that’s just too gross in my books.

An alternative to this is to send them a fake poop, which is actually a plantable gag gift.

Piece Of Shit Boxed Gag Gift Plantable
Piece of poop gag gift

Fully Closed Prank Pistachios

If your nemesis loves nuts, then this gag gift is annoyingly brilliant.

Initially, they’ll love their surprise gift but will soon be grabbing a hammer as they won’t be able to open them. 

Fully Closed Prank Pistachios
closed pistachios

Anonymous Things To Send Your Enemies In the Mail

If you don’t want your mortal enemy to know that you’re the one sending them cow poop, shit coffee, or gummy dicks, then it’s best to use a service that sends anonymous gifts. 

Smelly Poop In a Box

Ruindays.com has some very naughty items that you can anonymously send to your worst enemies.

There’s ‘Smelly Poop In A Box,’ ‘Don’t Be a C***’ book, and some D*** gag items that you can send to your enemies. 

Previous senders have enjoyed sending this to annoying neighbors, but I think any enemy is worthy of a box of poop.

It’s 100% anonymous, and you can track your order to see when they received it. And don’t worry, it’s not real, even though the smell would make you think it is. 

Smelly Poop In A Box
smelly poop in a box

Glitter Bombs

For different shaped glitter bombs (penis or jizz glitter 😱), you can go to ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com and choose an appropriate revenge gift. They will send your package anonymously. 

The Middle Finger

You’ve probably imagined giving your enemy the middle finger (okay, let’s be honest, you’ve done this several times behind their backs). 

This is a brilliantly simple thing to send your enemies in the mail, and it’s affordable too.

Go to send a Best Pranks By Mail to send them this card with a middle finger image. 

the-middle-finger-prank

Weird Things To Send Your Enemies In The Mail

Mayonaise In An Envelope

This one is really odd, and I think it’s a pretty expensive gag to play on your enemy as each envelope costs $45! 

However, if this is your thing, then go ahead and go over to Mayobymail.com and send it away. 

Each delivery is sent with a note that says, “My hate for Mayonnaise is only matched by my hate for you.” Luckily orders are shipped anonymously, so they won’t know who sent it to them.

mayo by mail

Crabs

Maybe this is taking it a bit too far, and I wouldn’t recommend it. But if you’re looking for weird and creepy things to send your enemies in the mail, then you can’t get any grosser than crabs.

Trypophobia

Apparently, Trypophobia (the fear of holes) is a thing that scares some people.

I’m not so sure if it will leave them trembling in fear, but it’s pretty weird and creepy anyway.

Print out some images of these patterns or holes and mail them, perhaps it will creep them out. 

trypophobia

Eggplant

Another perfect gift and weird thing to send your enemies in the mail is an eggplant.

The eggplant emoji 🍆 has become synonymous with male genitalia, so I guess they’ll know that you’re calling them a D***.

Write your personal message and mail it to your mortal enemy.

Final Thoughts On Sending Things To Your Enemies In The Mail

Sending creepy or strange things to your enemies in the mail is best done anonymously, so your identity doesn’t get revealed.

While most of the items you can mail aren’t illegal, your enemy might sue you for harassment, so it is best and safer to use channels that can’t be traced back to you.

Remember that this should be a one-time thing, and you shouldn’t keep sending stuff to people in the mail.

Think of it as a prank rather than something to really upset someone, scare them or freak them out. 

Don’t be mean, and don’t be a bully. Use these ideas of things to send your enemies as a way to ‘return the favor’ and move on. 

At the end of the day, the best revenge is moving on and being happy. 

Revenge quote Albert Einstein