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Best Vine Quotes List Ever (Funny, Iconic & Famous!)

Between 2013 and 2017 Vine was one of the most popular apps for young creators. Vine offered hilarious 6-second videos that were mainly funny, but some people also made music, sports, and action videos. 

Years after Vine is unfortunately no longer around, you will still hear some of the most iconic Vine quotes repeated daily. 

Everyone has their favorite Vines, so I thought I’d share a few of the most memorable Vines ever made.

Below is the best Vine quotes list ever made for all the Vine fans out there.

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Best Vine Quotes List Ever

1. “Eyebrows On Fleek.” – @PEACHES MONROEE

2. “Zack, Stop! You’re Gonna Get In Trouble.” – @Braith

3. ”XOXO, Gossip Girl.” – Unknown

4. “Deez Nuts, Ha Got Em!” – @Welvendagreat

5. ”Lebron, James.” – Unknown

6. “That was legitness.” –  @PaulKim 

7. ”A potato flew around my room before you came.” – @Lilsydfromthetrap.

8. ”So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?” – Unknown

9. ”Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” – @Mason.Chill

10. ”What’s better than this? Guys being dudes.” – Unknown

11. ”Fuck ya, chicken strips!” – Unknown

12. “Look at all those chickens! ” – @Bernforever

13. ”Hi Welcome to Chili’s.” – @Adam Perkins

14. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!” “I can’t sweem.” – Unknown 

15. “I smell like beef.” – @Katie Ryan

16. “I wanna be a cowboy, baby.” – @1 Eyed Wonder

17. “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.” – Unknown 

18. “Shoutout to all the pear.I meant all your peers.” – Unknown

19. “Chipotle Is My Life.” – @Yungsofi

20. “It is Wednesday, my dudes. The weekend is here.” – @JimmyHere

21. “Do It For The Vine.”  –  @Dom

22. “That’s My Best Friend; That’s My Best Friend.” – Unknown

23. “Wtf, Is This Allowed? Is This Allowed?” – Unknown

24. *Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* “ADAM!” – Unknown

25. “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me” – Unknown

26. “I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!” – Unknown

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Funny Vine Quotes

There are so many funny vine quotes still used today. You’ll most likely recognize some of these funniest vines I’ve listed below. 

27. “I Don’t Have Enough Money For Chicken Nuggets.” – @Ayitspnayo

28. “Chipotle Is My Life.” – @Yungsofi

29. “Look at all those chickens, they make me miss my friends!” – Unknown

30. “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” – @MightyDuck

31. “You Know What, I’m About To Say It.” – Unknown

32. “Later, Mom. What’s up? I and my boys are going to see Uncle Cracker… Give me my hat back Jordan!” – Unknown

33. “I Have Osteoporosis. And I don’t know what that means.” – Unknown

34. “I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain’t working.” – @Katie Ryan

35. “I am gonna get in trouble if I keep talking.” – Unknown 

36. “Country Boy, I Love You Ahhhwweelhwh…” – Unknown

37. ” Dude, Why is that guy so good at bowling? ” – Unknown

Iconic Vine Quotes

I’ve rounded up some of the most famous quotes that you might recognize, even if you’ve never actually seen the original vine. 

38 . “Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?” – Unknown

39. “A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.” – Unknown

40. “Dad, look, it’s the good kush.” This is the dollar store, how good can it be?” – Unknown

41. “…And They Were Roommates” “Mah God They Were Roommates!” – @Matt Sukkar

42. “Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha– Free– Freeshavaca-do.” – Kylo Ren

43. “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.” “You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?” – Unknown

4. “Anything for you, Beyonce.” – Unknown

45. “Wait a minute, who ARE you?” – Unknown

46. “I’m In My Mum’s Car. Broom Broom!” – @Tishcrazy

47. “Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?”  -@Nathan Enick

48. “Chris, Is That A Weed?” – @Weaklingchris

49. “Oh Hi, Thanks For Checking In I’m Still A Piece Of Garrbaagge.” –  @Billwurtz

50. “What the hell is even that?” – @McJuggerNuggets

51. “Nice Ron” “I Sneezed, Oh, What, Am I Not Allowed To Sneeze?” – Unknown

52. “I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitch.” – Unknown

53. “Staahp! Or you gonna get in trouble.” – Unknown

54. Hey, did you happen to go to class last week? I have never missed a class. – Unknown

55. ”Gimme your fucking money.” – Unknown

56. “Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH” – Unknown 

57. “Go ahead and introduce yourselves.” “My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-” “Stop, stop, stop. Where?” “Hmm?” “Where’s the B?” “There’s a bee?” -Unknown 

58. “Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”  – Unknown

59. “Later, Mom. What’s up? Me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker…GIVE ME MY HAT BACK, JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?” – Unknown

60. “I brought you Frankincense.” “Thank you.” “I brought you Myrrh.” “Thank you.” “Mur-dur!” “Huh…!” – Unknown

61. “Would you like the spider in your hand?” “Yea.” “Say please.” “Please.” *puts spider in hand* *screams* – Unknown

62. “How much did you pay for that taco?” Aight, yo, you know this boys got his free tacoo.”  – Unknown

63.  “It’s The Most Beautiful Thing I’ve Ever Seen In My Life, Watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”  – Unknown

64. “I’m washing myself and my clothes. So that I can save some electricity.” – @Sexylexy

65. “Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead.” – Unknown

66. “WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!” – @Youngbusco

67. “All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?” – @Queen Blackwell

68. “Oh, I like ya accent where you from?” “I’m Liberian.” “Oh, my bad. *whispering* I like your accent…” – Unknown

Famous Vine Quotes

69. ”Happy Crimus….It’s crismun… Merry crisis.Merry Chrysler.” – @Csydelko

70. “I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.” – @BrandonBowen

71. Do you guys even listen to Drake?” – @JusReign 

72. “Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.” @GUCCiPOPTART

73. “Daddy…Chill!” – @Tippy

74. “Why You Always Lying? Either on the bed or the sofa.” – @Downgoes.fraser

75. “It’s an avocado, thanks! Not a sour lemon my friend” – @JeffSimmons

76. “Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?” – @Weaklingchris

77. “Two Bros, Chillin’ In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Cause They’re Not Gay.” – @AnthonyPadilla

78. “Why You Always Lying? Either on the bed or the sofa.” – @Downgoes.fraser

79. “Um, I’m never been to oovoo javer.” – Unknown

80. “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.” – @Just Jake

81. “I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!” – Unknown

82. ”Staaaahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!” – @CarlWeezer 

83. “I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!” – Unknown

Classic Vine Quote

84. “That’s My Best Friend; That’s My Best Friend.” – @Tokyovanity

85. “Well, when life gives ya lemons!” – Unknown

86. “When Will You Learn That Your Actions Have Consequences!?” – @SammyClassicSonicFan

87. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life!” – Unknown

88. “Why Are You Running, Why Are You Running?” – Unknown

89. “I’m Just Cooking Pizza” – Unknown

90. “Marlene, your speech was so good!” – Unknown

91. “Rebecca, it’s not what you think!” – Unknown

92. ” I thought you were bae turns out you’re just fam ” – Unknown

93. ” Hey, how much money do you have? ” – Unknown

94. ” I am confusion” – Unknown

95. “I can’t sleep, because of that video…” – Unknown

96. ” If there are any spirits here tonight… Tell me does this sound like Shakira?” – Unknown

97. ” Hey I want to be famous ” – Unknown

98. ” She doesn’t even go here” – Unkown

99. ” Ms. Keisha?… Ms. Keisha!” – Unknown

100. ” Actually, Megan…” – Unknown

101. ” Ralph, Did you eat my tater tots? ” – Unknown

102. ” Let’s go to the beach beach…” – Unknown

Behind every popular vine quote, there’s a funny video that will make you laugh. Check some of them out below. 

103. “Welcome To Bible Study. We’re All Children Of Jesus… Kumbaya My Looordd.” –  Unknown

104. “Country Boy, I Love You Ahhhwweelhwh…”“Are They Helie Balloons?!” – Unknown

105. “What Up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, And I Never Learned How To Read.” – Unknown

106. “What’s Better Than This? Guys Bein Dudes.” – Unknown

107. “This Is Your Space, This Is Your Area, She Can’t Do That To You” … – Unknown

108. Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does. – Drew Gooden. – Unknown

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109. Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal! – Unknown

110. “Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe.” – Unknown

111. Say, Colorado. I’M A GIRAFFE! – Unknown

112. “Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me all annoyed!” – @Ashia

113. “I will have some cheese nuggets.” – @Nathan Enick

114. “(Pours water onto the girl’s face) Hello? Are you awake? – Unknown

115. “You’re Not My Dad! Ugly Ass F*Ckin’ Noodlehead.” – @Jessi Lockett

116. “There is only one thing worse than a rapist.” “A child.” – Unknown

117. “Next Please.” “Hello.” “Sir, this is a mug shot.” – Unknown

118. “Ohmigod he on x games mode” … – Unknown

Short Vine Quotes

119. “I am shooketh.” –  @Csydelko

120. “Twinkle twinkle.” – Unknown 

121. “That Is NOT Correct.” – Unknown

122. “I Have Never Missed A Class.” – Unknown

123. “What’s 9 Plus 10? 21.” – @Bruh

124. “Two shots of vodka.” – Unknown

125. “Shawty, I don’t mind.” – Unknown

126. ” Zach stop! ” – Unknown

127. “Escalera oooooooaaaa!” – Unknown

128. “It’s a Chris Pine.” – Unknown

129. “JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ.” – Unknown

130. “WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?” – Unknown

131. “Come get y’all juice.” – @Kennedytayl0r

132. ”Your name?” – @OSASCOMEDYSKITZ

133. *running* “…Daddy?” “Do I look like-?” – Unknown

134. “YEET” – Unknown

135. “ADAM” – Unknown

136. “21.” – Unknown

137. “YOU BETTER STOP.” – Unknown

138. “I like turtles.” –  Unknown

139. “That’s my OPINION.” – Unknown

140. “Fre-sha-vocado.” – Unknown

141. “Are they helie balloons?” – Unknown

142. “Iridocyclitis.” – Unknown

143. ” @%!# Watch your profanity ” – Unknown

144. *girl blows vape* “…WoW” – Unknown

145. “Ooooooo, he needs some milk.” – @Jakeof300

146. “… Wow” – Unknown

147. “You got eczema.” – Unknown

148. ” WTF Richard ” – Unkown

149. ” Actually, Megan…”  – Unknown

150. “So no head?” – Unknown

151. ” Chip Reader” – Unknown

What Are Vines In Social Media?

Vine automatically combines recorded snippets into a six-second video that can be shared on the user’s Vine profile and other social media accounts such as Twitter and Facebook. Vine’s newsfeed looks similar to Twitter and Instagram’s. Six-second videos play in a loop when viewers scroll down the page. Vine had a huge user base, and celebrities used it to promote their brands in creative ways. 

Are Vines Memes?

A Vine and a meme are clearly two different things. A Vine is a six-second video that is created and posted on the Vine app while a  meme is a social media post that includes a pun as well as a photo or gif.

Does Vine Still Exist?

In October 2016, Twitter discontinued the Vine mobile app; but users could still access the website and app for viewing and downloading content. However, content creators could no longer post new videos. 

Vine is no longer available in its entirety as of 2019. However, you can still view old vines if you know the creator’s username.

To access the remaining content on Vine, you can use the unique URL of the Vine account for example:

You can also view vines on Twitter or YouTube as the most popular vines have been shared many times on other social media platforms.

Vine was unlike any other social media platform at the time since it allowed artists to publish short, 6-second videos that looped.

This 6-second time constraint resulted in videos with little to no context, producing a new type of Internet culture and humor.

Vine showed that a story can be told in under six seconds. The younger generation is more likely to connect with this brief kind of content that can capture their attention.

Vine creators began to achieve fame, establishing themselves as online “celebrities” who then spread their work to other social media platforms.

What Was The First Vine?

On Jan. 23, 2013, Twitter’s then-CEO, Dick Costolo, tweeted a six-second video of someone making steak tartare at Les Halles, a New York City-based French restaurant.