Halloween is a special holiday for kids to dress up and have fun with family and friends. Besides trick or treating, having some spooky jokes to tell is often a highlight as well.

Finding unique and funny knock-knock jokes for kids this Halloween can be quite a challenge. Thankfully, this article highlights a collection of knock-knock jokes that are scary, creepy, funny, and even cute.

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Essen.
Essen who?
Essen this a great Halloween joke?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to dress up like a vampire.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max, no difference. Trick or treat!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home? It’s Halloween.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any candy?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
Diane, to eat my Halloween candy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl are you going to be dressing up this Halloween?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter, have some nice Halloween candy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dustin
Dustin who?
Dustin, off last year’s Halloween costume, I can wear it again.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy Howl-oween.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turning.
Turning who?
Turning into a vampire this Halloween.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch house has the best Halloween candy?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip, my bag with treats, please!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo, do you think you are asking all these questions?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry monster is coming to get you!

Scary Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping scary is right behind you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a terrifying haunted house!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terrified at what will be out on Halloween

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry, up there’s a zombie after me.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana, suck your blood.

Creepy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Geytur
Geytur who?
Geytur fangs out of my neck

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cement.
Cement who?
Cement to scream when she saw a ghost, but she fainted instead.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if there are any scary zombies outside.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock, your door shut tight.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you constantly asking, “who’s there”?

Pumpkin Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie is going to fill up our whole pumpkin with candy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kipp
Kipp Who?
Kipp some pumpkin pie for me, please; I want more.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say pumpkin again?

Ghost Knock Knock Jokes

Your tweens will love these funny ghost jokes, so print them out and share them with your kids this Halloween.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost says!
Ghost says who?
No, ghost says boo!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh’s afraid of ghosts?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying. I’m not a real ghost.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream, who?
Ice cream when I see ghosts.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost stand over there, you’re scaring the children.

Halloween Skeleton Knock Knock Jokes

Best skeleton jokes that are super humerus 😉

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skully.
Skully who?
Skull-ton is bone-shaking at your doorstep.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Why did you answer when there’s ‘no body’ here?

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Kid Friendly

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Normally I say trick or treat.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Twig.
Twig who?
Twig or treat!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny a costume so I can go Trick or Treating.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana, hold your hand.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to get some candy.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the Halloween party.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police give me some candy.

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Kid Friendly

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cream.
Cream who?
Ice cream
Ice cream, who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in quickly.

Knock knock
Whose’s there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting…
Moooooo!

Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candy, and now I’ve got a tummy ache!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze. Ooze who?
Ooze, that monster over there?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later just open up.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beet who?
Beets me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be an easier way to get candy.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock-knock joke for you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it’s broken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shamp.
Shamp who?
Does my hair really look that dirty?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace door open or not?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W.H.O.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you had lots of candy.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly,
Cows go mooo.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door – hello neighbor.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter tell you a few more knock-knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.

Corny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne, can I eat my Halloween candy?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar, gosh, that’s a spooky costume.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin, your candy jar!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know what you’re wearting for Halloween?

Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

A classic knock knock joke is often the best joke to tell again and again.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Halloween

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut, worry, it’s just a Halloween joke.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick; I have a very funny Halloween joke to tell you.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a terrible Halloween joke.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Earl.
The Earl who?
The Early bird gets the best Halloween candy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ooze
Ooze who?
Ooze, that monster over there?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise dressed up like a werewolf for Halloween!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Twick
Twick. Twick who?
Twick or treat, give me some candy.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce, try next Halloween again.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn, leave me out here in the dark.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun, nice costume.

Cute Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

These corny knock-knock jokes are so cute they’ll knock your socks off.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen Halloween make you happy?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady
Yoda lady, who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting to kiss a witch all year.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, you’re glad it’s Halloween.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope what?
Hope you’re still enjoying my knock-knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hopes you like bad jokes.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva see a werewolf?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda, go for a ride on my broomstick.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Fozzie
Fozzie Who
Fozzie hundredth time, can I please have some candy?

Easy Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

These silly jokes are easy to remember when you need some clean kid knock-knock jokes.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoes
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like some candy?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry my bag of candy.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state building.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without Halloween candy.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Who? you tell me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Horsp
Horsp who?
Horse poo

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys my last Halloween knock-knock joke.