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Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

The Christmas season is here! There is no other holiday that brings joy for everyone in so many different ways. Christmas provides the greatest joy of all when you can spend time with your family, exchange gifts, and spread the holiday cheer.

To get everyone into the jolly Christmas spirit you might want to share some hilarious Christmas jokes with your kids.

The best jokes are always the ones that get kids laughing, and a good knock-knock joke can brighten up not only kids’ but anyone’s day

You might enjoy making up your own jokes. In this way, you will keep hearing unique Christmas knock knock jokes compared to others. 

However, if you’re running out of knock-knock jokes or completely unfamiliar with this type of humor, I’ve put together a collection of funny Christmas knock knock jokes for you. The list covers jokes relating to all things Christmas, from Santa to reindeer, to cookies and snow.  

Looking for the best Christmas knock-knock jokes? Check out our collection of Christmas jokes for kids and adults for a good laugh and to get you into the spirit of the season.

You can even download all the jokes in these free printables to hand out at Christmas.

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas. Of course!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you had a nice Christmas!


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Christmas Tree Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Tree Knock Knock Jokes for kids

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you – are you allergic to Christmas trees?


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy canes hanging on the Christmas tree.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel on top of my Christmas tree.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree.


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kanya
Kanya who?
Kanya help me find a Christmas tree.


Christmas Tree Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Cookies Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Cookies Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen Who?
Dozen anyone want some cookies?


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
The Ginger Bread Man!


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a cookie?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake Christmas cookies?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any gingerbread cookies left?


Christmas Cookie Knock Knock Jokes

Reindeer Knock Knock Jokes

Deer Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!


Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer!


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Duh!


Reindeer Knock Knock Jokes

Gifts / Presents Knock Knock Jokes

Gifts / Presents Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas present!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like to have some presents this year.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
That’s.
That’s who?
That’s a lot of gifts!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy to open your presents?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully – it’s a present.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wando who?
I Wanda another present.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your gift!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap these presents.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to deliver the presents.


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Snow Knock Knock Jokes

Snow Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I can’t remember my name!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one at home at my house.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!


Snow Knock Knock Jokes

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy Santa’s sleigh flying in the sky!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sea.
Sea Who?
Sea, it’s Santa!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana go see Santa.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey Who?
Dewey know what to ask from Santa?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!


Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Now that you have your Christmas jokes ready, don’t forget to plan some fun games to play this holiday season.

Download Free Knock Knock Jokes Printables

Feel free to download your free printable Knock Knock Jokes here and hand them out to the kids at Christmas so that they have a few ice breakers to share at the dinner table.

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